HOLD THE PHONE, THERE'S ALREADY A STAMP FOR THIS.



done by the wonderful ~Hiurro

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ARE YOU TIRED OF ALL THESE GREAT ARTISTS BEING ALL UP IN YOUR OC TOURNAMENTS, KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH THEIR RIDICULOUSLY PRO-GRADE ART?!

ARE YOU TIRED OF HAVING TO COME UP WITH ENGAGING, EMOTIONALLY COMPLEX CHARACTERS YOUR AUDIENCE CAN READILY IDENTIFY WITH?!

ARE YOU TIRED OF TAKING TIME OUT OF YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE TO PAINSTAKINGLY RENDER EVERY DETAIL IN A 30+ PAGE SEQUENTIAL EPIC CHRONICLING YOUR OC'S INTELLIGENT AND WELL-THOUGHT-OUT INTERACTION WITH YOUR OPPONENT'S OC?

ARE YOU TIRED OF WATCHING YOUR STENO PADS, SHARPIE MARKERS, NAPKINS AND MS PAINT PROGRAMS GO TO WASTE?!


Well, if you are...

I'M ABOUT TO BLOW. YOUR. MIND.

Welcome to the Working Man's OC tournament. A tournament where you're judged not by the skill of your pencil, but the shittiness of your overall entry. Don't have skills to speak of? PERFECT. Have skills you'd like to waste and degrade? WONDERFUL! Anyone and everyone is welcome.

Here's a quick rundown on what makes a shitty entry:

Terrible or just plain odd artwork

Contrived or cracked out plotlines, or no plot to speak of

Mary Sue/Gary Stu/Franchise ripoff characters

The entire thing looks like it was done on the back of a your math homework on the way to class

Here's what makes an EXCELLENTLY shitty entry:

Stuff that's so weird and stupid everyone who reads it dies a little on the inside

IRONY and his close cousin SARCASM


DO I HAVE YOUR INTEREST YET?! Well wait a minute, you spaz, there's more.

RULES AND REGULATIONS

>>IF THE ENTRY IS BEAUTIFUL AND ENGAGING, IT'S DISQUALIFIED

>>THE ENTRY MUST BE CRAPPY

>>WHILE CRAPPY, THE ENTRY MUST BE AT LEAST MARGINALLY WORKSAFE. USE THE DICK JOKES SPARINGLY. SAVE THEM FOR WHEN IT COUNTS.

>>YOUR CHARACTER CAN BE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING EXCEPT PHALLIC IN NATURE, OR MEANLY OFFENSIVE.

>>YOU MUST TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS. NO EXCEPTIONS.


and finallyyyyyy~~~~

HOW TO ENTER

You must create a character of some sort to enter the contest, be as creative or uncreative as you wish.

>Draw whatever you feel like for a reference sheet. Your opponent will probably ignore it anyway. MAKE SURE YOU INCLUDE ALL THEIR SUPER AWESOME AMAZING POWERS AND SHIT.

>Draw a crappy, ONE PANEL introduction, where your character and my SUPER AWESOME AMAZING SELF-INSERT GENDERBENT ALIEN WARRIOR character are doing something TOTALLY BADASS. THIS IS MANDATORY. It's how I know you're actually interested.

Here is his reference sheet, old navy is the best store ever i want those shoes i want to become a blacksmith so i can make that sword i saw it in a dream once it is my zanpaktuo he has a badass scar look at that shit it's awesome

Coincidentally he's also the mascot for the tournament BECAUSE HE'S TOO COOL NOT TO BE AMIRITE.

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I'll try to take as many applications as I get, or can, depending on the level of interest this generates.

SO TOTALLY PIMP THIS, PUT IT IN JOURNALS AND SHIT. IT'S FOR REALS.



Entries are due by February 13th.
Note me with your entry, I'm not looking for it.

C'mon, IT'S ONE PANEL OF CRAP ART.